If I only got some BTC, Ether and PolkaDot;
If I only got – not today, not tomorrow,
but On the deepest dips
Or in 2006!
If I only staked my coins
Right at the start
To show those bitches
the APYs I would have got
Show the cross chains transfers,
Magic yields bonanzas.
DEFI Supremacy.
WONDERLAND and SPELL fallacies!
Don’t be fooled by timing.
The strategy’s arising.
Bukele in front row.
I know who I voted for!
Bitcoin the legal tender
Will solve racism and gender
Crypto whales in command now
The world in splendour!
Champagne showers With DEFI experts after hours:
Do not stake your money
In that farm, Honey!
It’s been over a week
The returns are getting bleak!
Bleak!
Who bought that trash idiots?
It was intended as a pun!
Whatever! I’m going to the moon!
All prophets of doom
You relish way too soon!
However! The gas fees of staking
Are my debts in the making
For all fantastic returns
Approach the zeros as it turns
Got to listen to your Mom
Finance Advisor
Or someone wiser:
If the promised return
Is the reason for concern
Your DEFI mentors
Could be serving a sentence
Splashing yachts and Audemars Piguets
New world in the making
Results of HODLing and staking
If not invited
Your fate is decided
Do not interfere
Just work hard, my dear!
Fortunes rise, then they fall.
Smile and love;
You’ll get it all!
